Hello. My name is William -- and this is my blog.
I know blogs about dogs can seem a bit "twee" -- but this is a blog by dog, so if you don't like the idea of a dog blog, this is definitely not the blog for you -- please do move on.
Good! So we've cleared the room a bit. Let's continue.
As already stated: I am a dog -- a Yorkshire Terrier to be more specific -- and as a small dog with many opinions, I have a unique perspective on the world which I feel compelled to share. This blog is about the things that I experience and/or observe; therefore, the human I live with (She-Who-Must-Be-Humored) will refuse to take responsibility for content -- good, bad or indifferent.
A few things about me:
- My name is William, but I also answer to Will, Wills, Willy and a number of embarrassing pet-names; but never Bill or Billy.
- As Sister Aloysius would say, I'm made of "gravel, soot and tar-paper." I'm a biologically-born male, but my puppy-making days are long past -- so as much as I would enjoy giving the gift that keeps on giving, it's not going happen. Break it gently to little Lola or Betty Buttons: Tell her it's not her, it's me.
- The bow is a deal-breaker. I have never worn a bow. I will never wear a bow.
- I'm not terribly fond of strangers, but a stranger with a squeaky toy or a bit of turkey becomes an instant friend. Call me easy.
- Yes, I'll happily answer your e-mails as long as they are moderately polite and respectful. I have no use for "enhancements" or dating services (see item 2) and all of my financial needs are met by SWMBH (see above.)
On with the Blog!
